Don Donald is looking for leaks and he wants blood. Who is doing all this leaking? Why do they want to destroy the Don?
Stop! Take a deep breath. Exhale.
Okay, lets see if we can learn anything about leaks from our not too distant past. Does anybody remember Valerie Plame, the spy who was outed to the national press, the spy who was married to former diplomat Joseph Wilson? No? Hmmm.
President George W. Bush wanted to invade Iraq. In an effort to sell this bogus invasion to the American people certain untruths were told. Certainly untruths were told. Actually, no truths were told.
Anyway, Saddam Hussein was accused of stockpiling weapons of mass destruction and working on a nuclear weapon program in particular. Rumor had it that Saddam was hungry for yellowcake - that's uranium dummy - everybody knows Saddam was partial to cannoli. Niger had a lot of yellowcake and Saddam was accused of buying larges quantities of yellowcake from Niger - probably over the internet and using PayPal.
So, Joseph Wilson was sent there and asked to write a report. He did. He stated very clearly that Saddam had no appetite for yellowcake. He wrote an op-ed that was published in the New York Times - yeah the same NYT that sends the Don up the wall. The op-ed was entitled, "Bullshit, This is all Bullshit, There Ain't No Truth To None of This Bullshit".
Well, as you can imagine, W was angry. W was beside himself. W and company were exposed. They were caught telling fairytales and using pixie dust to start a bogus war with Iraq. Do you at least remember the war?
So, someone started calling reporters and telling them the truth - the truth being "Joseph Wilson was married to Valerie Plame and Valerie was a spy." Wow, using the truth to get revenge on the guy who exposed you as a big fat liar! Yeah boy, revealing Valerie Plame's true identity and putting a lot of people in jeopardy to get back at her shameless, truth telling husband!
Well let's jump to the chase - Scooter Libby worked for Dick Cheney at the time. He went to jail for lying to investigators about who leaked what to whom, while his boss, Dickless, stood by and watched. Yep, old Scooter went down in flames.
Oh yeah, it turned out that Dickless was the leak. Yep, the VP was pissing on everyone and it was a big scandal.
So good luck finding your leak, Dimwit. Oh, and would somebody please change Donny's Depends, he's really starting to stink up the joint.