Saturday, April 29, 2017

100 Days In A Pressure Cooker

We've reached a milestone in the history of Donald Trump. He's been president for 100 days. It seems more like a 100 years - a hundred years in Purgatory.

Upon reflection, Donny said, "My fellow Americans, I truly believe that the first 100 days of my administration has been just about the most successful in our country's history, our country is going up, and it's going up fast"

Yes, Donny has succeeded in being the least popular president in our country's history. He has told more lies than all our previous presidents combined. He has brought more Russia spies into our government than anybody ever. He has played more golf and spent less time in the White House than any previous president.

Donny's security detail has broken all records in terms of cost to the American tax payer. He has alienated and insulted more of our allies and embraced more ruthless dictators than any previous president. He has refused to show us his tax returns while profiteering from his position.

Yes, Donny has taken nepotism to new levels. He has embraced the alt right movement and brought neo fascists into his administration. He rose to popularity on a campaign of hate and bigotry and he has never tired of scapegoating Muslims, Mexicans and immigrants in general. He is waging a new war on women.

Donny has shown us that he is not our president. He has destroyed whole agencies. What he has done to the EPA, Education, and HUD has never been done before. The State Department is on its knees. His cabinet is filled with incompetents. Wall Street is literally running the Treasury Department and Exxon is running State.

When it comes to failed legislative initiatives, Donny is unrivaled. He has tried to decimate our health care system twice. He is hoping to take more resources away from the poor and middle class and give them to the rich.

He has signed a lot of executive orders and so far, two have been ruled unconstitutional by the courts. Speaking of which, he has trashed more judges and federal circuit courts than any of his predecessors.

If this seems like a lot, it is and I have not even scratched the surface. I, like a lot of us, have been preoccupied scratching the boils that have appeared on my body since the election and inauguration.

Donny is a malevolent agent. He may be the anti-Christ and this may be the end of days the tele-evangelists have been predicting. After successfully bombing dirt in Syria and Afghanistan, Donny seems determined to start an actual war with North Korea. A war that could lead us into World War III.

Who knew? Who had any inkling of Donny's true potential? Donny the Destroyer is here. He is coming to your community soon. He is dead set on bigly screwing each and every one of us.

Yes, "our country is going up, and its going up fast". We are going up in flames.

Holy Moly!

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