We're At War With Russia And Their First Strike Was A Doozy

Yes folks, America has been hit and hit hard. Russian launched a preemptive strike and took out a very important part of our leadership.

Let me put this in perspective. Remember Pearl Harbor? This is way worse. This is equivalent to playing chess with someone who checkmates you in one move.

You think I'm kidding? You think you can't checkmate the king in one move? Well, maybe on a chess board you can't, but in an election you can.

A Russian pawn was elected as our president. He was sworn in and that was like a pawn reaching the other end of the board and being transformed into another king. Yes, our president is Putin's pawn. He is the Moscovian Candidate.

So yeah, one day we have a president, the next we have a puppet. A one move checkmate. Our "king" is captured.

Bye, bye Executive Branch. Pretty much bye, bye Legislative Branch. If Special Counsel Mueller can't pull off the equivalent of either a prosecutorial "hat trick" or a prosecutorial "seven horse parlay" or a prosecutorial "triple play", we're screwed.

Yep, the Republican Congress seems determined not to pull the plug on Putin's proxy. It's Mueller at the bat and it's the bottom of the ninth and we are down 3 zip. Bahara is on first, Yates is on second and Comey is on third. It's a 3-2 count.

Mueller is a modern day Casey. Russia and the puppet have been throwing curve balls and changeups and sliders and fast balls since the game started. The next pitch determines everything.

Hell, Mueller not only needs a hit, he needs a home run, because there ain't nobody left on our team after he bats.

Holy Moly!