Lifestyle! What's lifestyle? You talkin' fashion? You talkin' fads? What the fuck you sayin'? Sounds like someone sellin' you some package plan. You buyin' this shit?
Life's a journey. You start somewhere. You end somewhere. What happens in between is up to you. You make decisions. You know decisions, right?
Lifestyle sounds to me like you don't make but one decision. You know, the one where you decide to let someone else make decisions for you. Kinda' like three hots and a cot. You know that one, right?
Whoa, that's a prison cell. What you thinkin'? I ain't thinkin' no prison. I'm thinkin', uh, I'm thinkin', uh ...
I'm thinkin' this. I'm thinkin' you clueless. Yeah, you totally clueless - bigly clueless.
MAGAs have their membership badge. You know it the minute you see it. There ain't no mistakin' it for anything else.
Bernie's supporters have lotsa logos.
You still with me? You get what I'm sayin'?
Well, here's the deal. It ain't just presidential candidates havin' logos. Nah, they's lotsa' fashion choices out there. They all may look different, but they are all membership badges. Yeah, you get to belong.
Where am I goin' with this? What's my point? Membership has it's price baby. You pay them membership dues.
You be cool. You follow the rule. You wear it with pride. You never question the leader - the boss. You just march in lockstep.
You a Democrat now baby. You ain't no evil Repug. You on the good side. You is one of us. Don't ask no questions. If you don't understand, just trust us - trust her. She's brilliant. She's knows how to get under Trump's skin. She's got a secret plan.
Don't you pay no mind to them kids in cages on our Southern border. Don't you worry about us almost gettin' into a shootin' war with Iran. Don't you worry about the damage being done to our government. Don't you worry about the destruction of our planet. Don't you worry about people strugglin' to survive. Don't you worry about us workin' for them .1%ers. Don't you worry mama.
We gonna' win the Senate in 2020. We gonna' keep the House. We goona' get rid of Trump and put a Dem in there.
Yeah, Nancy's smarter than them all. She's the bomb baby.
What could possibly go wrong?
The House needs to start Impeachment hearings now baby. That's what our Constitution provides us in the way of relief. That's what honoring you oath of office demands. That's what we gave you the House for.
Holy Moly!
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