What's Your SQ?

With Dementia Don firmly ensconced in office, we have had to come up with new tools for measuring things. First and foremost, we no longer talk about one's Intelligence Quotient or IQ. Instead, we talk about your Stupidity Quotient or SQ.

The higher your SQ, the dumber you are. On a scale of one to one hundred with a perfect 100 representing "dumb as shit" and 1 representing "no discernible impairment", most Americans who did not vote for Dummy D come in at about 45 or less. The typical Dummy D voter comes in at no less than 70.

If you would like to get a sense of your SQ, take this simple test:

1. Did you want to see the Affordable Care Act repealed?

2. Do you remember Degenerate D saying he would repeal the
Affordable Care Act when he was a candidate?

3. Do you remember the Republican congressional leadership and the Republican members of the House and Senate saying they would repeal the Affordable Care Act if the Republicans controlled Congress?

4. Do you remember all Republicans saying that the Affordable Care Act had to be repealed because it was going to either collapse on its own or destroy the economy?

5. Do you know which party the president belongs to?

6. Do you know which party controls both houses of Congress?

7. Are you aware that Dummy D and the Republican congressional leadership and a majority of Republican members of the House and Senate are now saying they no longer want to repeal the Affordable Care Act?

8. Do you think Dummy D and the Republican congressional leadership and a majority of Republican members of the House and Senate are now going back on what they have been saying for the last 6 years?

9. Do you think Dummy D and the Republican congressional leadership and a majority of Republican members of the House and Senate are trying to come up with an alternative to the Affordable Care Act?

10. If you think Dummy D and the Republican congressional leadership and a majority of Republican members of the House and Senate are trying to come up with an alternative to the Affordable Care Act, have you asked yourself why?

11. Are you aware that the present legislation being proposed in the House, the American Healthcare Act or Trumpcare, will raise your healthcare costs significantly while reducing your healthcare benefits significantly?

12. If you answered yes to the previous question, do you support passage of the Trumpcare legislation?

13. If you answered yes to both questions 11 and 12, are you intoxicated?

14. If you answered yes to both questions 11 and 12 and no to question 13, are you one of those people who uses his/her head to drive nails?

When you have completed answering all questions, mail your results to:

National SQ Headquarters
1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW
Washington, DC 20500

Make sure to include you name and address so we can mail you your SQ score. No postage necessary if mailed from Lichtenstein.

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