SNL: Take your best shot.
Trump: I fire U.S. Attorney Preet Bharara who is investigating corruption in NYC and looking into crimes committed by the Russians renting space at Trump Tower.
Trump: Then I fire Sally Yates, the Acting Director of the Justice Department after she tells me about Flynn's misdeeds concerning Russia.
Trump: Then I fire FBI Director James Comey because he's conducting investigations into Russian interference with our elections.
SNL: There's nothing funny about any of that.
Trump: Wait for the punch line. The day after I fire Comey, I invite Sergey Kislyak the Russian Ambassador (a known Russian spy and spy recruiter), and the Russian Foreign Minister, Sergei Lavrov, to the White House at the request of Putin.
SNL: Not funny.
Trump: Wait, wait. I don't allow the American Press to attend the meeting.
SNL: You know we do political satire and it has to be funny right?
Trump: Yeah, yeah. Here's the punch line. Here's the joke.
Trump: Here it comes - During the meeting I share highly classified security information with the Russians.
SNL: Ah. Not funny!
Trump: What? This is bigly funny. This is great, really great comedy.
SNL: No it isn't.
Trump: What if we add "lock him up" chants from the audience?
SNL: Goodbye Mr. Trump. The security of our nation is no laughing matter.