There is no one in Dementia Don's Administration who has taken "Make America Great Again" more to heart than his Secretary of Housing and Urban Development, Ben Carson. Mumbles, as Ben is known within the White House, has been secretly researching early immigration to our country.
Today, in his first official address as HUD Secretary, Mumbles unveiled his plan for new, affordable accommodations for those planning on immigrating here. His design for a retro "immigrant class" accommodation is based on extensive historical research, and it will cost significantly less than what immigrants are now paying to come here.
Mumbles said his historic research also inspired his new designs for housing our inner city poor. He estimates that the new "immigrant accommodations" and housing designs could cost as little as 3/5 of current costs.